I Shall Call My New Shorts “The Fascinators”

It has been a long week here, friends. It was our last week of regular classes at school (next week: final exams), and I spent my time anxiously awaiting some work-related news. I actually got TWO really great pieces of news at work that I’ll tell you all about once all my I’s are crossed and my T’s are dotted. Or whatever. At any rate, I am excited about my plans for the summer and next year.

Easter came and went and with it the end of my shopping hiatus. In fact, the end of said Lenten hiatus was the only way in which I actually celebrated Easter — as a single, childless, non-religious person living far away from family, I just don’t do Easter. Not that I am opposed to candy, spring, and such. On the contrary. But I like to think that I celebrate those things often. Whenever I like, in fact.

More importantly, I’m sure you are dying to ask: how did I celebrate my great return to shopping? With the purchase of The Pale King, The Deathly Hallows Part I on DVD, and a pair of plaid Bermuda shorts. It’s exciting times here, I tell you.

Oh, you would like to know more about the Bermuda shorts? Well, you probably wouldn’t, but I am going to tell you nevertheless. I have been wanting a pair of patchwork madras plaid Bermuda shorts for two years or so and never found any that I liked. I have been wanting such shorts even in spite of being mocked by my friends, each of whom has had something snarky to say about plaid shorts. Was I returning to the 90s? Going on a golf cruise for seniors? Joining a fraternity? Oh no, friends. I simply recognize the bright and breezy summer utility of a great pair of plaid shorts. Sadly, most of the shorts I have found are super-duper short, maybe a one-inch inseam. This is not a good look for me no matter how liberating running may be for my thigh-related self esteem. However! My friend Becky had the brilliant idea of checking the men’s section at Old Navy when we were there and I realized they make tons of such shorts for men! I got this pair, which is perfect.

I also wound up buying a maxi dress, having bravely entered the fashion world of 2009. Between the senior-citizen golf-cruise-wear and the dated maxi dress, I know I am probably intimidating all of you with how cutting edge I am, stylewise. Well wait until I show you this:

And Thematic Shirt

That’s right, it’s me with my hair au naturel and a silly feather head adornment and a Union Jack t-shirt, attending a royal wedding viewing party. Feel free to mock me if you must, but I will have you know that there are not enough opportunities in life to sit around in your pajamas at 4:00 AM drinking champagne and eating delicious baked goods. At least not socially sanctioned opportunities. So of course I had to participate.

[118/365] Vegan Pumpkin Scones

I made these vegan pumpkin spice scones (recipe here) and they turned out amazingly well. I realize pumpkin is not exactly in season, but as I haven’t made scones before at all (let alone vegan ones) I figured a recipe with a strong, fibrous binder like pumpkin would be foolproof. And it was.

[319/365] Fascinator

B. sported a super fancy fascinator* and made some cucumber sandwiches (I LOVE cucumber sandwiches). Between this and the vegan terrine and the aforementioned bubbly, it really did not matter if I had to watch a wedding or not. That said, we obviously did watch the wedding. My thoughts:

  • Enforced group singing is the worst thing ever. Everyone looked completely miserable while having to sing those hymns.
  • Kate Middleton has badass eyebrows, just like me, and we have the same first and middle names. I dig her.
  • *The Fascinator is the very best fashion term ever. Seriously, ever. I had never heard of one until this week! I don’t think the term should be restricted to hats, however. Many stylish items may fascinate.

That’s it, I guess. Did you watch it? What do you think about the whole big spectacle?

I didn’t plan to write a whole post about books and television but this is what appears to have happened. Here you go.

In my recap of the trip to St. Louis, I neglected to tell you about the most excellent bookstore of all time, Big Sleep Books. It specializes in crime, detective, and noir fiction — aka my favorite sorts of things. The novels I write about tend not to be explicitly detective novels (rather narratives with a mystery or investigative theme), but as far as genre fiction goes, I am all about a good detective novel.

Big Sleep Books


I bought the classic Dashiell Hammett novel The Thin Man and a novel by a Norwegian writer named K.O. Dahl (hello, I will apparently buy anything designated with the initials K and O). I can’t wait to get the chance to dig into these.

Noir


At the moment, however, I am about halfway through the second book in the Hunger Games series, and then there is the matter of my boyfriend David Foster Wallace’s posthumously published novel, The Pale King. I am up to my eyeballs in great reading. Good problem to have.

Speaking of Scandinavian crime fiction, can we talk about The Killing, aka Forbrydelsen? The Danish television crime drama that made it big on the BBC even with subtitles and that has now been made into an American TV drama on AMC? Can we talk, more specifically, about why none of you jerks told me about this?



If you don’t happen to know that I 1) study detective fiction, 2) speak Danish, 3) study Danish narratives, and 4) am obsessed with Scandinavian crime narratives in all forms, e.g., written, cinematic, televisual, then you are not held accountable. How would you know to tell me about this? The rest of you, however, ARE ON NOTICE.

Anyway, this is all to say that I looked all over the dog-gone internet for the original Danish version* with English subtitles and eventually had to download the first season on schmit-schmorrent, if you know what I mean. I would love to become the legal owner of this entire series on DVD, in Danish, if possible. But my point is, I have the entire first season and I am SO exited to start watching it!

*Look, I know it makes me sound like a pretentious dork-nozzle to insist on seeing the original Danish when I’m sure I could watch the American AMC version much more easily, but I’m sure I don’t need to tell you about American filmmakers’ long tradition of taking shows and movies from other countries, remaking them, and ruining them. The Office is the obvious (only?) exception to this. See also above re: speaking and studying Danish. See also also my over-dansk last name. Familien represent, ja?



But before I can start Forbrydelsen I had to finish Friday Night Lights. I finally watched the last four episodes last night, and I think the reason I feel a little dehydrated today is not the wine I drank while watching nor the bike ride and run I went on in today’s 88 degree weather, but rather the many, many sad tears I shed. Absolutely wonderful end to the series. Also, why oh why is this show (and its amazing writers, directors, and cast) not winning all of the Emmys ever? I call bullshit on that.

110-Day Slideshow

It’s the 110th day of 2011 today, did you know? I almost always know what the ordinal date is, thanks to keeping up with Project 365 for the second year now. I thought it might be time for a little slideshow of the year so far, courtesy of flickr. They really do have some of the best photo-sharing features I’ve ever seen — and that’s a big part of why you’ll never see photos of mine on Facebook. Not worth the hassle. Flickr, it’s you and me, together forever, baby.

In other news, I have a lot of various business going on right now as the semester is lurching desperately to its close. It’s as busy as you can imagine: there are my courses (obviously), the writing groups I am leading, and a few other work goings-on, none of which are blog-friendly topics. That said, I wouldn’t mind if you sent me confident and articulate vibes tomorrow afternoon, as I will most definitely need them. More to come!

In the meanwhile, is anything new with you?

My Adventures as a Half-Marathon Spectathlete

It’s Thursday night and I finally have a few minutes to sit down and write about this past weekend’s amazing trip to St. Louis! Let’s just say I am not one of those bloggers who can update every day even while traveling. Props to you, daily bloggers.

Anyway, did you know I was in St. Louis last weekend? Well, I was. The gateway city! The jumping off point for explorers setting out on the Oregon trail! I had driven through St. Louis a few times before (on my own Oregon trail, so to speak — cross-country road trips are both a family tradition and something I’ve done alone before and I love doing it), but had never spent any real time there before.

This trip was all about racing. My friend B. had spent spring semester training for her very first half marathon race and was signed up to compete in the Go! St. Louis Marathon and Half. We have run several races together (5K and 10K distance) and she has accompanied me to both of my half marathons as well as my full marathon, where she cheered me on at the finish, took pictures, carried my stuff, and was over all a super race sherpa. Nowadays, we are both experts in the racing and spectating scene, but this was the first time where I was playing the role of sherpa and spectathlete instead of racing for myself. But more on that in a minute.

The weekend started out with a night in Atlanta at the home of our friend D., who graciously offered us a place to sleep before our early-morning flight and also took care of Egon the Dog while we were gone. (Thanks, D!) On Saturday morning, we were up early and off on our short flight to Missouri.

This was the first time I have flown since before I began my big weight loss effort and SWEET FANCY MOSES, what a sigh of relief I breathed when I realized how easily and comfortably I could fit in the seat, move around, cross my legs, and everything. I will never complain about flying coach again — for me it felt like first class! Well, I mean, except for the fact that first class flyers get free champagne and whatnot. But I digress.

Anyway, we got to STL so early that we had the whole day to explore the city, eat, relax, nap, and, of course, carbo load for the next morning’s race. Although I wasn’t racing 13.1 miles myself, I (rightly) predicted that my role as a spectathlete would be challenging enough to warrant eating as if I were racing. Hey, I am allowed a few indulgences every now and then, especially when I am visiting a city that boasts an actual vegan bakery!

Manifesto [99/365] Sweet Art


We visited Sweet Art on the recommendation of B’s local friends and it was well worth it. They offer vegan cupcakes and brownies as well as vegan/vegetarian lunches and so on. If you are ever in St. Louis you should most definitely give the brownies a try. Amazing. And you’ll have to trust me because I ate that sucker with not a single thought of documenting it photographically.

Our pre-race day in the city was lovely and we both caught up on sleep — then, on race morning, it was GAME ON. We were up early once again, B. was suited up and ready to run, and we took the city’s MetroLink train in to the race start. It was packed shoulder to shoulder with runners, so we knew we were in the right place.

Early Morning Scene


As the sun came up, with the famous Gateway Arch in the background, over 17,000 runners made their way into the starting corrals, ready to race either 13.1 or 26.2 miles on a very warm April morning. At the moment I took this picture, it had already reached 70 degrees before the streetlights had even turned off for the day.

Pre-Race


I waited around with B. while she got prepared to take off on her 13.1 mile adventure, snapped a pre-race photo, walked her to her starting corral, and then fought my way through the crowds to try to find a place near the starting line to watch the runners take off.

I was crammed into a crowd of folks behind a chain link fence about 10 yards past the start line, which was a perfect spot to observe the elite runners jogging and doing pick-ups prior to start-time. It was funny to hear the older ladies around me try to figure out what they were doing as they each sprinted out about 50 yards and then walked back to the start over and over again. Even though I knew what they were doing in their warmups, I had never been at this kind of vantage point at a race before and found it fun to watch.

Once the Marines displayed the flag and the national anthem was sung, I watched as the fastest, wiriest runners came up to toe the line. There was no denying that these athletes at the front of the group had come to compete. They were chatty at first, working out their pre-race energy with some leg swings and knee bends and whatnot, but as the start approached, I saw tension and determination in each and every face at the line. Even my heart was racing there on the sidelines.

[100/365] Go!


It took about 15-20 minutes after the start before I finally saw B. cross the line. I missed snapping her photo there because I wasn’t quite ready, so I focused on working my way over to mile six, my next spectating vantage point.

By the time I got there, it was about 25 minutes after the starting gun and the race leaders were about to pass by — just moments after I had left the start line! Yes, these elites are running at a 5:00 mile pace. No big deal.

Stride for Stride


I hung around until the crowds came through, carrying B. among them. I cheered and screamed, snapped photos, and collected the sweaty headband that had been driving her crazy for the past six miles. See, spectating is an important job, y’all. I am here for your headband disposal needs!

Mile Six


After leaving mile six, I was off to the finish line. I got there in time to catch everyone who finished between about 1:35-2:35. Yes, I spent an hour watching runners cross the line and I never got bored once. In fact, this was one of the most interesting, intense, and inspiring sporting experiences I have ever had.

When I first got to the line, I somehow accidentally wound up in a medical volunteer area. Before I figured it out and was asked to move, I had a really intimate view of runners crossing the finish line. I saw dozens of super-fit, super-fast 1:35 half marathon finishers cross the line. One young guy powered across looking so strong and determined, and then I watched as he struggled to tear off his sweaty shirt, then bent over and squeezed his quads, looking back up with a wide-eyed expression of exhaustion and confusion. I knew he had left everything he had out on the race course and was completely wrung out at the end.

During the hour that I continued to watch and cheer for finishers, I saw people sprint, dance, jog, cruise, limp, stagger, and be carried across that line. Four runners I saw were in a state of collapse or near collapse. I watched as one young girl stood in the middle of the road with her arms around a volunteer’s neck, legs buckling. Two medical team members came and supported her, one on each side, and walked her across the line as her noodle-legs and cement-feet dragged underneath her. It took maybe two or three minutes for them to cover 15-20 yards. The crowd was screaming, SCREAMING her across the line. Once she crossed, we all fell silent and watched as the medical team laid her gently on the ground and tended to her. I had goosebumps and tears at the same time. Shit was intense, you know?

It was really, really hot out that day — for April in St. Louis. B.’s local friends told us it had been chilly and cold during all the weeks leading up to the race. Local runners were probably training in tights and long sleeves or they were inside on treadmills. They probably had no chance to get at all acclimated to running in the heat. Writing just from my own experience, it takes several runs out in the heat when the weather first warms up to get used to hotter temperatures. These runners just weren’t ready to be out there in the surprising heat that day. B. had no trouble with the weather — training in the hills and heat of Alabama sucks sometimes, but when it comes to racing, it has its advantages for sure.

Watching so many runners struggling at the finish due to heat exhaustion, I was a little worried for my friend out there on the course. I hoped she would take it easy, especially as it was her first race. She had told me to expect her in with a finish time of around 2:45. She really wanted to finish in under 3:00, she said. Imagine my surprise when I saw her FLYING up to the finish at just past 2:30!

Finish Line in Sight


Holy crap! She blew her predicted time away, and finished so strong, even passing girls around her in the last few yards. Amazing. Afterward, she told me that while miles 7-9 had been really tough, miles 10-13 were some of the best miles of the race! As someone who always blows it up too fast, I need to learn her secret to finishing strong.

I so, so enjoyed the chance to be there at the finish, cheering and taking pictures for my friend. Racing is usually all about me. I’m so focused on my own experience, my own training, my own race. Spectating at this race gave me the chance to really see it with others in mind. Mostly my attention was on my friend and my concern was with her experience, but in watching the other runners I got a first-time chance to see the unique experience each runner has as he or she competes. Watching the strides and behaviors and expressions that varied from runner to runner as I saw hundreds of competitors cross the finish line of their race, I was blown away. Inspired and moved.

Half-Marathon Finisher!


After a super-succesful race, we of course had to celebrate! First, some lounging, stretching, and rehydrating in the park, then a leisurely lunch and refueling mission. We found a cozy, relaxing sidewalk cafe serving absolutely gigantic glasses of wine and spent most of the afternoon there, reveling in the post-race excitement. After a fancy sushi dinner and a too-brief night of sleep, we were up at the crack of dawn to head back to the south.

Sidewalk Cafe Wine


A whirlwind weekend and a surprisingly incredible experience as a first-time marathon spectathlete. Big thanks to B. for making me a part of her race weekend! I’m now more inspired than ever to choose my next race event.

Springing

Spring keeps trying to spring around these parts, only to be temporarily halted now and then by a week or so of cold, gray, drippy weather. On the one hand, I do not really mind, as cold, gray, drippy days tend to remind me pleasantly of Oregon. On the other hand, I am most certainly ready for warmer weather, sandals, skirts (without tights), and genuinely sweaty runs and bike rides. Bring it on, spring!

In that light, I am happy to report the following: the dogwoods are blooming!

[92/365] Dogwood


Yes, I love a good dogwood tree weighed down by thousands of blossoms. We had one of these in my front yard growing up, and they lined the edges of my college campus. Many pleasant associations, and here they are on my own street right now. Nice going, dogwoods!

[93/365] Laced Up


I am also happy to report that a genuinely sweaty run was indeed ran on Sunday afternoon. It was my first one in about two weeks due to 1) a nagging hip flexor issue resurfacing and 2) the entire rest of my body deciding to crap out on me during my time off. Seriously: while completely resting, both of my knees, one heel, and my lower back all decided it was time to start complaining about, well, nothing. Thanks a lot, aging body. I blame you. But back to the good news: running! It happened! I am also looking forward to some cross training this week, in the hopes that swimming and biking will keep me sane while not aggravating my hip any more. Cross your fingers, will you? But try not to hurt yourself.

[94/365] Spring Hemlines


I also felt delightfully springy today in a “new” spring skirt I actually bought on clearance last fall but haven’t gotten to wear yet. I am quite grateful to Past KO’s thrifty clearance-rack discovery, even if the gratification that accompanied wearing it was delayed indeed.

I say all of this with the knowledge that my small number of Yankee readers are still suffering the temperamental pseudo-spring weather that is sunny and clear one day and likely snowy the next. I hope all this spring excitement isn’t too annoying. Just think: in a couple of months I’ll be sweating it out in 100 degree temperatures and 99% humidity, and then the last laugh will be yours. Essentially, I’ve got to enjoy this lovely weather while I can as it is guaranteed to be brief.

Magic Hat Wacko


Currently I am kicked back with my after-work beer, another one from Magic Hat that apparently derives its pinkish color from beets. It is crisp and delightful. Can’t beat that.

(I know. Sorry.)