The Birthday Party & The Morning After

Last night I went out to the theater to see a play one of my friends was directing.  Harold Pinter’s The Birthday Party. Have you seen it? It is both highly entertaining and bizarre.  They put on a really great show.

[267/365] The Theatah

Afterward we all hit the fancy-ish cocktail bar where I proceeded to make it a night of Manhattans.  You know how I love my bourbon, and who can deny the awesomeness of a drink that includes a healthy snack at the bottom of the glass? This is the reason for the great success of Manhattans, Martinis, and Bloody Marys. A cocktail and a snack — part of this nutritious breakfast!

Let’s not discuss how many Manhattans I may have drunk. We all know numbers aren’t that important. Lets just say that I had A Moment this morning where I had to search the house for whatever spot I had deemed safe enough to stash my ring and earrings last night before passing out going to sleep in a graceful and deliberate manner.

While I didn’t feel hungover this morning, I did have the urge to eat, eat, eat until I felt better.  This is just how much my life has changed since the bad days of graduate school, you guys: I used to go to the nearest fast food joint and order a super-sized meal of some type of fried chicken sandwich (far worse, calorically, than a cheeseburger), french fries, and soda.  This was my “hangover cure.” As if it somehow had medicinal benefits!  So today, when I felt the need to ameliorate my post-cocktail condition, I went to the local healthy/organic/trendy/smug grocery store and I came home with carrot juice, a vegan poppyseed muffin, and a big bottle of fizzy mineral water. Feeling much better now.

To me that stuff still seems a little junky– juice and muffins are loaded with calories and are not really all that healthy. It’s much better to eat a piece of fruit than to drink the juice. So I have this paradoxical sense that I have both indulged and also been virtuous in my choices.  Both of those are relative concepts, of course. I do have to confess that had I been in the mood to cook, a big mess of home fries would have been on the menu for sure. There is just something about a fried potato product that really does it for me.

Anyway, what is your favorite thing to eat the morning after, well, you know, a little too much celebration?

The Old People

At the gym this week I have been surrounded by the old people. I’ve been swimming laps in the pool during the times that I normally run — weekday mornings — which seem to be the same times when the water aerobics classes for seniors are offered. In contrast, when I was training for the triathlon this past spring, my afternoon pool workouts always seemed to coincide with toddler swim lessons. During hours when there are lessons or classes going on, two lanes are kept available for lap swimming while the rest of the pool is taken over by whatever organized activity is on the schedule. These days it’s older folks in their aqua shoes, brandishing foam noodles and using pull buoys as underwater dumbbells.

It’s a strange world, the pool on these mornings. The two lanes reserved for lap swim are highly prized territory. There are serious swimmers executing graceful flip turns at the end of every perfectly paced lap; there are aqua-joggers striding up and down the length of the pool forwards, backwards, and sideways for thousands of yards. Then there is me, lurch-splashing my way up and down in a somewhat slow, somewhat poorly executed, but (I like to think) still rather serviceable freestyle, occasionally pausing to blow saltwater out of my nose or shake out an ear.

We all have to find our spots, coordinating which lane we join by our speed, trying to match ourselves up properly so we don’t have to run over our lane-mate every lap or, even worse, fear being chased down by a faster swimmer before we make it to the end of the black line. If we are lucky, and our timing is perfect, we get a whole lane all to ourselves. Whenever that happens to me, I indulge in a little backstroke, feeling free to weave haphazardly from one floating rope to the other as I struggle to balance my stroke and swim in a straight line. If I dare to backstroke while sharing a lane, well, disaster could ensue. On Monday I nearly took out a man’s eye.

Today, when I paused to rest at the end of a 100 yard interval, I stopped to watch the old people for a moment. They were engaged in some kind of exercise that involved holding their arms out in front of their bodies, parallel to the floor, and pat-pat-patting the water. Pat-pat-pat went the palms of their hands while the soft flab of their loose upper arms made an asynchronous slapping against the water’s surface. Pattaslappattapat-pa-SLAP. Slappatta-patsla-pat. Rows and rows of the old people, all pat-slapping together, staring blankly ahead in a bizarre aquatic version of every zombie movie you’ve ever seen.

Later, in the locker room, one of the women from the water aerobics class was using the same bank of lockers as I was, her bag, towels, and hair accoutrements spread out across the bench and the counter by the mirror. I slipped past and hit up my locker, doing my best awkward quick change maneuvers. (No one appreciates Lingering Locker-Room Nudity. Change quickly people, quickly!) By the time I turned back around, now dressed, the woman had vanished, leaving behind no trace except her pile of three soiled, wet towels. Had she ever really been there at all?

Like I said, it’s a strange world — and one I am going to inhabit as I continue to rehab my hip and to work on improving my swim in the long term. I may never fully understand the physics of water aerobics nor the locker-room and towel etiquette of my neighbors, but it is certainly proving to be a nice opportunity to observe the old people in one of their natural habitats. (Not having been to the local mall before the stores open, I have yet to study them there.) I shall continue to observe and to learn as much as I can. After all, I hope one day to be an old person myself.

Different

In my efforts to keep my windows open, I have been finding myself busier than usual on the weekends. I have been sort of saying “yes” to more things, only without thinking of it so much as saying “yes” à la that Jim Carey movie, which just seems cheesy, am I right? So. Instead of saying “yes” I am keeping my windows open.

I am also keeping my windows open literally, I might add, to help air out the musty swampy carpet, and right now the voices of my neighbors (fights over bills, calls to children and dogs, jokes, music) are filtering into my apartment, mostly unwelcome but now at least somewhat familiar.

But the figuratively open windows — that’s not easy, see, because I am such an introvert and so not a joiner. My tendency is to say “no,” especially to things that seem unfamiliar or difficult or peopled with strangers or ripe for awkwardness. All this should mean that I would not find myself at a croquet party with a bunch of colleagues and friendly acquaintances I do not know all that well, at the home of someone I have not ever talked to. But life did find me there, and I had a great time.

[254/365] Mallets

All I really knew about croquet I learned by repeated viewings of the fine film Heathers, so I was already aware that croquet was based on the rule of social cliques and bitchy repartée. Murder and fake suicide optional. I did not know how to actually play the game, however. Such things turn out not to be much of an obstacle when no one in the group really knows how to play either. So croquet was actually fun.

I have also been spotted in such unlikely places as at a tailgating pig roast. Football + animal products? Is that not my own anti-matter? Well, yes. I was the only person who could look that poor dead pig in the eye without uttering a silent prayer of apology. Not that I did look the pig in the eye, but you know. The host bought a bunch of vegetables to grill, too, so there was plenty for me to eat and I had a great time. A little too great, in fact. Remind me that three Stellas is about two Stellas too many for public consumption.

I also took a somewhat spontaneous trip to Atlanta to visit my friend this past weekend — something I would normally make excuses not to do at this busy time of the school year. The time out of town was completely worth it. We visited the High museum for Friday night jazz and toured the Salvador Dalí exhibit. No pictures were allowed in the gallery, but here are a few I snapped in and around the museum:

Dalí Exhibit at the High

[260/365] Elevator Goofing

Saxomophones

The next day, we wandered around D’s neighborhood, having a leisurely bagel breakfast and shopping a bit. I was treated to an Atlanta phenomenon: the food cart run by the King of Pops. He makes and sells unique flavors of popsicles, which, it turns out, are just the perfect portable snack for a hot Saturday afternoon.

King of Pops

[261/365] Popsicles

My weekends have been so full lately and I’m enjoying every minute of it. This weekend I’ve got friends in from out of town, the opening of another friend’s play, and hopefully a run or two. Even if the running doesn’t happen yet, I should be well enough occupied not to dwell on it.

I don’t know how long I can keep my social calendar this busy now that essays are starting to roll in and the grading cycle begins. At some point I will probably call a 24-hour blackout on socializing just so I can recharge with some alone time. It’s odd that I haven’t done that yet — odd that this far into the semester I haven’t felt the all-encompassing need to turn inward and listen for something other than the multitude of voices that surround me. Every day at work I talk to a hundred students, dozens of colleagues, countless strangers in the halls and elevators. I hear their voices (and my own) so loudly that sometimes my head is full of nothing but endlessly repeating echoes of these surface-level conversations that play themselves out again and again. Some time I’ll have to pause and clear out the noise, but for now I am enjoying the distraction. It feels different.

And with this, I shake my fists at the sky.

It always feels like life piles up various malfunctions, one after another, in a series of annoyances — just for the sheer thrill of it! Just to point its metaphorical finger at you and cackle malevolently. Just when you thought smooth sailing lay ahead, you find yourself caught amidst another plumbing mishap and a frustrating running injury!

Oh, I know I’m being overly dramatic, but if you have been reading my online writing for any length of time, you already know I have A History of Bad Plumbing. Last week it struck yet again. The same leaky drain in my water heater closet backed up again, soaking the carpet in my living room, hall, bedroom, and bedroom closet.  Right now I wait to be sure it is completely dried out before I attempt to clean the carpet and put things back into the closet.  I find it hard to express my frustration in words, so I created this amazing digital image using my photographic camera device:

[257/365] Eff You

I hope it conveys my sentiments appropriately.  That’s the beschissene closet in the background.  The beauty of being a renter is that someone else is responsible for these repairs.  And the curse of being a renter, appropriately, is that someone else is responsible for these repairs.

In sporting news, I finally decided to go to the doctor for a nagging, dull pain I had been feeling in my right hip for a few weeks or maybe a month. It wasn’t too painful, only bothering me at the end of a long run here and there, but it began bothering me at rest, too.  I had felt like my hip flexors on that side were too tight or were strained or something, but perusing the archives of Dr. Google led to a full-on paranoid freak out that I had given myself a hip stress fracture and was experiencing osteonecrosis of the femur.  Don’t google that. Or do, whatever.

Luckily the doctor was not worried about a stress fracture, her being a sane person with actual medical training and all.  So it’s a strain and inflammation, as I had originally suspected.  It could be a lot worse. I am on anti-inflammatories for a couple of days, I am resting for the week (no running or cycling, but light swimming is allowed if it doesn’t hurt — freestyle and backstroke only), and I am doing all manner of hip strengthening exercises and stretches in the meanwhile. The bonus, I hope, will be that I will have a tight, perky ass as a result of all my trouble.

At this very moment I have just returned from my first pool workout since the triathlon in June (I know! It’s no wonder swimming is my worst of the three disciplines when I neglect it so) and I have a bag of frozen corn on my hip.

[263/365] Icing the Hip

This is a vast improvement over yesterday, which I spent watching TV on my laptop and feeling sorry for myself.  I did manage to catch up on Mad Men and the Vampire Diaries as well as to watch the first two episodes of the old series Roswell, which I missed back in the day but which is right up my supernatural-teen-drama alley so I am enjoying it thoroughly so far.

[262/365] Laptop TV

[How sad is it that the above was my Photo of the Day yesterday? I suppose Project365 has to capture the mundane and the lame (literally and otherwise) as well as the exciting and the original.]

I miss running, though. I missed my 12 mile run on Friday and I am not sure but I will probably miss the half marathon in two weeks.  Barring a massive recovery this week, I don’t think I’ll be ready for it.  I also missed my now regular long Sunday bike ride with the boys.  I’m not sure if they went without me or not and I don’t want to know because I will be childishly jealous, I can feel it.  Without my natural mental health regulation (i.e. exercise), I am not exactly a joy to be around.  Here’s hoping the pool workouts, rest, and strengthening will have me back on the roads soon!

I do have better news to report, including a fun weekend jaunt to Atlanta and some general updates, so I’ll be back with a happier post soon!

Round-Up and Link Extrrravaganza!

I have a bunch of quick updates for you guys so I thought I’d just do a little round-up over here. First of all, I am kind of excited because I have been asked to review a retail site. CSN Stores (home of cheap bedroom furniture, among countless other sites) has asked me to check them out. In addition to doing a review, if I like what I learn I might also be  doing a giveaway here at some point, so I will definitely keep you guys posted because I suspect you will be interested!

In health and fitness blogging news, I have been busy at the Bodies in Motivation site. You can read about my upcoming half marathon or about my trip to the doctor in a quest to get a discount on my health insurance. Have you ever wondered how many pounds of me is made up of water or fat? The answers await you.

If you are sick of hearing about me, though, may I recommend checking out the healthy living blogs site? You can even search a huge list of blogs by location to find bloggers near you. Awesome.

And speaking of other bloggers! I desperately need to update my links list to reflect the blogs I am reading now. I have found a lot of new ones recently and (sadly) several of the old favorites on that list are now defunct. If I don’t already link to you, let me know if you have a blog and I can add you to my list!

Was that all? I feel like I am forgetting something. Don’t you hate that feeling? Like standing in my office asking myself “What did I come in here for?” Do you know what I came in here for?