Grading Week? We’ll See about That.

This is the Major Grading Week of the semester right now: I’m dealing with final essays from all of my classes and I’m giving final exams later this week. I have to get the essays graded before the finals are given and then must grade the finals and calculate semester averages usually within 48 hours after each final exam. Got all that? Good.

Well, I discovered something wonderful this morning, something I can add to my grading system for increased success and efficiency, and I’d like to tell you about it. Have you heard of coffee? It is like a magic drug. A drug that renders you capable of awesome feats with the red pen, paperclip, and manila folder. On coffee, you can do things you never thought possible. You can grade six ten-page research papers in a single hour. You can fly! FLY I TELL YOU! All because of coffee.

Today I made a pot of coffee at home and had a delicious cup of it before going in to the office. (“Cup” used here does not denote the standard measure of 8 fluid ounces, but rather the amount that fits into the giant mug depicted below, which is almost as big as my head. I’m not sure how many ounces that may be, but I am guessing it’s a number somewhere between twelve and perfection.)

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After having that first cup, I poured the rest into my trusty travel mug and hit the road. People, I was on fire. I organized; I paperworked; I sorted and stapled. I graded. I burned through an entire section’s worth of freshman essays with a pen of blazing rhetorical flame. Coffee. I tell you what.

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I plan to repeat this amazing feat every day this week, brewing it up like there is no tomorrow (except that there is a tomorrow and a tomorrow’s tomorrow and another tomorrow after that, at least, and each and every one of them is full of more stacks of essays). The week shall no longer be known as Grading Week. It shall henceforth and hereeverafter be known as COFFEE WEEK!

Coffee.

Thank you and good night. If I can fall asleep.

Eating Green – And Sometimes Not

A couple of weeks ago when my friends and I were browsing the vendor booths at the 280 Boogie, I found a booth for a local farm that does a CSA program. If you have never heard of that (I only heard of it relatively recently), it stands for community supported agriculture. Basically I buy a share of the farm for the spring season and I get to pick up a bag of whatever fruits and veggies they have harvested each week. It supports a small local farm and I get fresh, in-season, local, organic produce for about the same price I would pay buying crap at the grocery store — maybe even a little cheaper. Everybody wins!

The only dodgy issue is that you can never be quite certain what you’ll get from week to week or how much. As a shareholder and stakeholder in the farm, I’m directly affected by the weather and the health of the crops. Of course on a more practical note, I don’t just get to pick and choose whatever I feel like — I take what I get and don’t complain!

So Tuesday I went to pick up my first bag of veggies from the Unitarian Fellowship where they’re distributed. I’d had to look the place up online, and I found it endlessly amusing that on the page of their website where the directions were posted, they had the heading “How to find us (physically).” Oh, tee hee, you funny Unitarians!

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My veggies came in this reusable bag that I can take back next week, and inside was a letter from the farmer telling us all about what was in the bag, how things were going on the farm, and what to expect next week. I immediately got the feeling of being part of something when I read about how the crops were doing and what chores had been getting done on the farm — “my” farm, that I bought a teeny, tiny piece of!

In the bag I found a ton of pretty greens:

CSA #1: Contents

Spinach greens, spring onions, collard greens, and salad greens. I’ve been making tons of fresh salads with the mixed greens and have been throwing the spinach in everything (as is my usual — I always have a bag of spinach around for adding to, well, just about anything). The real stars of the show have been the collard greens, though. Despite growing up in the South, I have never really made collards nor did I grow up eating them (my Californian parents introduced me to avocados, artichokes, and jicama, but not collard greens). I’ve made them once or twice before, but never with any great success.

These, though, turned out great! I sauteed a little garlic and a diced yellow onion in a bit of olive oil, added the greens (I tore the leaves away from the stems & central “spines” first) and about a cup of veggie broth, seasoned with red pepper flakes and a little cayenne pepper, let them simmer for a while, and that was that.

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I had them with some sweet potato oven fries and a link of Field Roast sausage, which is both the best fake meat product I have ever had and the best sausage I have ever had, real or fake, period.

It was awesome.

Lest you think I am getting too smug about my organic home cooking, however, please allow me to tell you what I ate for dinner last night: a bit of a hummus & crackers appetizer and about 600 calories worth of alcoholic beverages. Yes, that’s right; I went out for happy hour and stayed out for more happy hours, which were very happy indeed, but then I came home and never ate dinner at all. Definitely failed on the nutrition there! And now I am off to redeem myself by sweating it out at body pump class.

But tell me, what is the best thing you’ve had to eat recently?